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Hi, I'm Max Doubt
Hi, Max Doubt here, resident of the BIG HOUSE. I have occupied a cell here for a long time, too long to count the days. Please don't ask what I did to get me sent up the river. It's not that I don't want to tell you, it's just that I've been here for such a long time, that I don't remember which infractions got me here and which ones I got away with; just don't want to fall into that self-incrimination hole. Momma didn't raise no snitches!
I can tell you that I've been on real good behavior while here. So good in fact, that I've earned a few short lived furloughs. When I get one, I like to venture 'cross the road over to Time Served, what we in here call affectionately the "LITTLE HOUSE". Now, while the C.O.s treat me decently and I've made a number of friends in here, I do like the company I find at Time Served much, much better. I can always find good conversation, have a beer or two, have some good eats, and more times than not, watch some pool. Be it 8-ball, 9-ball, or a Jack & Jill contest - especially like watching the those Jills!
And if some of you would like to drop me an E-Mail or two, I sure would like hearing from you. You see, it gets kind of boring in here between trips 'cross the road' to the "little house".
So, if you're passing by Time Served sometime and happen to see me standing there, be sure to lend me a hug, a pat on the back, and maybe a fist pump for good measure.
Contact Max at Time Served Bar & Grill.